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Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, “Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing’ up there in the shade of a tree?” “I don’t know,11 responded the other. Til ask him.!! So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss, “Why are we digging in the hot sun and you’re standing in the shade?” “Intelligence,” the boss said. “What do you mean, ‘intelligence’?” The boss said, “Well, I’ll show you, I’ll put my hand on this tree and I want you to hit it with your fist as hard as you can.” The ditch digger took a mighty. swing and tried to hit the boss’ hand. The boss removed his hand and the ditch digger hit the tree. The boss said, “That’s intelligence!” The ditch digger went back to his hole. His friend asked, “What did he say?” “He said we are dowit here because of intelligence,” “What’s intelligence?!: said the friend. The ditch digger put his hand on ; his face and said, “Take your shovel and hit my hand.

A woman walks into a butcher’s shop just before closing time and asks,
“Do you have any turkey?”
The butcher opens his fridge, takes out his only turkey and puts It on the weighing scales It weighs three kilogrammes.
The woman looks at the turkey and at the
scales and asks, “Do you have one that’s a bit than this one, please?”
The butcher puts the turkey back into the fridge and then takes it out again, but this time when he puts it on the scales he keeps his thumb on the turkey. The scales now show four kilogrammes.
”That’s wonderful,” says the woman. “Ill take both of them, please.”

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work.
_ The supermarket manager greeted him with a smile and a handshake, and then gave him a brush saying “Welcome to Smith’s Supermarkets, Here’ is a brush – your first job is to sweep the floor,”
The young man looked amazed and said, “But I’m a university graduate.”
The manager then said, “Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t
realise that you are a university graduate. Give me
the brush and I’ll show you how to do it.

Two economistis are walking down the street, One sees a dollar lying on the sidewalk, and says so.

Obviously not. says the other, If there were, someone would have picked it up!

What’s the difference beetwen an in-law and Outlaw.

Outlaws are wanted.

God, why did you make woman so beautiful?

So you would love her

But God, why did you make her so dumb?

So the would love you.

A policeman pulled a blonde over after shed been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.

Cop: Do you know where you were going?
Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be ba because all the cars were leaving.